Rules I never Thought I would Have to Say Out Loud
Published on: 02/11/2026
From “Do not lick people” to “No zombie noises at night,” here is a collection of parenting rules that make perfect sense in our world and absolutely no sense anywhere else. If you have ever created a sentence you never imagined saying to your child, you are in good company.
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